i was watching Evangelion earlier and i just go to thinking: how much would a pilot get paid?

 They risk their lives and sanity every time they get in an eva, they constantly get injured, they work 24/7 with no time off unless you're in the hospital or dying or dead, and you gotta put up with drowning in LCL ever day then getting the crap out of your lungs! not to mention if you skrew up the army will just nuke you and be done with ya!

if it were me i'd ask for thousands of pounds A WEEK!

No way am i going to lose to a fox half my age! i'm in a prank war with another demon fox but i've run out of ideas for funny pranks! Plesae help me figure one out to make that snobby punk wet himself laughing!

 The score is 8-7 to me but this git has an insane amount of luck so his pranks go sickeningly well. we're not aloud to directly intervine when the prank is pulled in any way, we can't hurt the victim and we can't target eath other but other than that anything goes.

The area is a long highstreet packed with people and stalls that runs past 3 resteraunts, a bowling ally, a swimming pool, 2 DIY shops, 3 all sorts shops (like Argos), and 3 bakeries. please help me show this Kit who's boss!

i'm at least five years his senior and this little runt thinks he can beat me on my own turf when he's only got THREE STINKING TAILS! I need to win this one then one more and he'll accept i'm better than he is and stop trying to make me look bad. i'll beat him so badly and show him what a REAL fox can do!

i've been around for a looooooooooong time, i've seen people do stupid things, i've done stupid things, i've faced all my fears and now ... i'm bored.

 Eternal life is fun for the first two hundred years or so ... but then what? i've done almost everything:

skydiving, rowing, drowning, jumping off a bridge, burnt as a warloc, hung, drawn and quartered, had me head chopped off multiple times. but now i've run out of stuff to do ... i'm bored of watching history, the world is just going in one big circle. what am i going to do with the rest of my immortality?

If a tree falls in the wood and no one hears it does it make a sound? no. becasue sound is the vibration of air against the eardrum so if there's no ear to hear the sound then the sound doesn't exist.

the same goes for humans. we're born, we live, we die, we get forgotten. do we really exist at all? what is there of us when we die? Many say children but is that really all the legacy we'll leave? a few kids that will just make more kids until the end of the world? Is humanity just the plague that's killing the planet?

 Look at the news! cyclones, earthquakes, war, famine, opression, dominance over the weak!

Looks to me like the world is going down hte plug hole fast so maybe we should just gorge ourselves silly. humans are weak anyway so why should we care?

Lunch anyone?