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Male
26 years old
, Tennessee
United States
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MY DETAILS
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Dating status:
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Single, looking
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MEMBER SINCE:
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06 Mar 2006, 12:26 pm |
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LAST LOGIN:
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14 Dec 2010, 2:08 pm |
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Movies
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Adult swim... ATHF...History, discovery
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Music
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Ahh a lot of music, mostly: Hardcore,Metal, most genres of metal, grind etc. I also like some punk, old country, and bluegrass.
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Books
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I have never read a book....what do they smell like? Ok naybe a couple
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About Yourself
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Therapist: Oh no, please, please, let's hear about your childhood. Dr Evil: Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. Therapist: You know, we have to stop. One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week the teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes." So I wrote a paper that said "Hello, my name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? Eek eek." I got an F. When I told my Mom about it she said "I told you never trust a monkey!" AND>>>>>>>>>I'm am a junior @ Tn Tech Univ. I enjoy hanging out with friends, going to show/concerts and doing generally dumb stuff....For the rest Read Below.
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Turn ons
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Um being hot and fun....
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Turn offs
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stuff that I don't like haha
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Hobbies
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Cars, motorcycles,4x4, computers, engineering/math, music......and anything dealing with fire/pyrotechnics!!!
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MY FRIENDS
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Night_Breed has 2 friend(s)
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My Comments
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