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12 Aug 2009, 8:46 am / Angry
The "what the fuck" has become a part of our everyday lives. At some point, we all have a "WTF" moment and some of them are hilarious; like when your ex-girlfriend leaves you to date a kid young enough to be your son (ooooh I think I heard a shot!) or if you're walking down the street and see someone get shot in the face. It's these moments....THAT I CAN'T STAND! It makes my cock bubble! Why does shit have to be so fucking stupid?! Why is it that it seems like every-fucking-day something COMPLETELY random and retarded happens? I WANT THEM TO EXPLODE! *gasps for air*...wooo...sorry about that guys, I kinda spazzed out. But seriously, do we really need the random "WTF" in our everyday lives? I guess a valid point can be made on both sides; but since this is MY rant, lemme give you MY opinion; I'd rather makes sweet, passionate love to the back of Roseanne's knees! I'D RATHER SET MYSELF ON FIRE WHILE HANDSTANING ON TOP OF A LIVE MISSLE AS GAY FIREMEN PELT ME WITH CUPS UPON CUPS OF THEIR OWN URINE! I'm back baby!
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