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13 Feb 2007, 11:46 am / Dont know
1. I honestly think that Curves should make a rule that a bra is required attire, no exceptions. Yes, I know standard bras are uncomfortable when you're at the gym, but sports bras are relatively inexpensive and would do you a world of good, you large breasted women who insist on jumping around without anything on. You look nasty, and you're going to wind up with knee knockers that way. Do you really want to be eighty and have a fuzzy patch (that being your crotch) between your boobs?
2. Since I've been with Haytham, I've been listening to far too much hip-hop than could reasonably be considered healthy. (Never fear, folks. I'm not planning on leaving my beloved state of non-scene-ness to become a gangsta.) And I've also found that many times I prefer the radio version of a song to the real thing. For example, Akon's "I Wanna Love You" on the radio is in actuality "I Wanna Fuck You" on the album. The first one sounds much more romantic and pleasant. The second, well, it's just sleazy.
3. It's rather obvious that your burgundy Crown Vic is an unmarked police vehicle when you're driving down a concrete median where no one is supposed to be. It's also obviously an unmarked when someone under the age of 70 is driving it, and when the town has had the same car for five years. Everyone knows it's you, copper, so give up already.
4. Trying to direct traffic using a red flag stapled to a long stick in foggy weather without reflective clothing on is a really, really, REALLY dumb idea.
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