DATE: 18 Mar 2006, 12:22 pm / MOOD: Happy
1. Your real name: David Mitchell Handley
2. Friends call you: Mitch/HEY YOU!!! IN THE BUSHES!!!
3 What your boyfriend calls you: n/a
4 What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: I like my name
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of? EDNA!!
6. What would you name pet if you had them? Depends what kinda animal. A dog- Dog A fish -Fish a bird- Bird a cat- Roadkill
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: i stabbed the muffin man cuz i caught him fucking my wife
8. What would you name your kids?: Dameon
9. What would you name a boat you built?: the impossible (because it did the impossible...it made me work)
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: How to make your neighbors think you're a serial killer OR Being Creepy for Dummys
H a v e . y o u . e v e r ?
11. Thrown up in public?: hahaha yah, to much 2 drink in to short of a time
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: i drank spoiled gatoraid once, and i dunno how to describe it
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: i usta slide down stair-rails at my school in singapore, and it wore a hole in my pants, and i didn't notice all day
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: nope
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: i don't think so
16. Nearly drowned?: nope
17. Passed out?: nope
18. Had a crush on somebody?: um yeah
19. Been stuck in the rain?: yeah football practises
20. Been attacked by an animal?: nope
21. Caught people having sex?: nope
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: nope
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: hmmm maybe
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: OMG YES!!! just to test if they actually were slippery
25. Made a wish that came true?: dunno
C o m p l e t e . T h e . S e n t e n c e .
26. I once had a dream...that me an andrea were dope farmers
27. I'm only racist towards...anyone who isn't part of the master race
28. I don't even know why I'm...filling this out
29. I'd do anything.....for a klondike bar
30. Nothing sucks more than having to...work
31. If I had six bucks i'd buy...chantel, cuz then i'd have 5.75 to do whatever i wanted
32. It's hot. I should take off my... socks
33. It's always more fun if you...think they're laughing with you
34. You can't eat steak without... bbq sauce
35. You better shut up before I... get angry
36. I really like you and everything but... i'm gay
W h a t . w o u l d . y o u . d o . i f .
40. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your butt?: be kinda freaked out
41. Somebody was about to steal your car?: i'd stab'em
42. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: i'd freak out
43. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: i'd blame it on jason, and offer him a new pair of shorts/boxers
44. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes? i'd spit in there eye
45. You have three wishes?: no more poverty, a job that i could go places with and enjoy myself, and a teleporter to take me around wherever
46. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: illegal=to leave your house with bad breath legalize= weed
47. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: give her some cables, and offer her a drink (secretly drugged with ruffies) and then go out and electricute kevin federline (he'd melt into crisco) and rape britney while shes out of it (i'd shit on her chest to cuz i'm crazy like that)
48. You had a time machine?: i'd go back in time and tear of the dick of the father of a perticular fat kid i hate with an undying passion
49. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: i'd get wasted and harras people
W o u l d . y o u . r a t h e r .
50. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: cancer
51. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: teleport.
52. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: see the future.
53. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: really skinny
54. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: lost in a forest...yup...its fun people
55. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy? comedy for sure, i love to laugh
56. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: HIP HOP!!! ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING!!! I'D HAVE LIKE A MILLION HOOCHIES!!!!what do rock videos get? a guitar yippie...plus you get to do the whole "slow motion thing" and thats cool as shit
57. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: Feb. 29th
58. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: ew...afghanistan
59. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: mental institution 4 sheezy, then i get to wear a sexy strait jacket
60. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: hang glide
61. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: PIRATE!!! THEN I COULD GO LIKE YARRRRR
W h a t ' s . t h e . f i r s t . t h i n g . t h a t . c o m e s . t o . y o u r . m i n d . w h e n . y o u . r e a d . t h e . f o l l o w i n g. w o r d s ?
62. Courage: war
63. Driver: car
64. Yoga: Yoda
65. Bakery: pastery
66. Roach: clip
67. Mushroom: mario
68. Sprung: bonner
69. Exotic: dancer
70. Pythagorean: hate
71. Cellular: phone
72. Hammer: chantel
73. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: sexy.kinky.easy
74. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form: bananas
76. Were you too scared to do it?: totally it freaks me out now
77. Who or what is your worst enemy?: myself
78. Who is the last person you kicked?: nooo idea
79. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: knight
80. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: Haley, Hannah, Hoffa!!!
81. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: dunno
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DATE: 04 Jan 2006, 3:48 pm / MOOD: Other
EMO
An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:
1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.
This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!
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